I would love to get friendzoned because then I would have a friend
someone slams into you in the hallway and doesn’t apologize
The year is 2060. iPhone 842 is released. The screen touches you
how to be fan
- like the thing
Dear tampon and pad companies:
Please make your items quieter to open.
The whole restaurant/household/bathroom now knows I am on my period, thank you.
I just thought my flat-mates were eating crisps in the loo.
that is the single most british sentence i have ever read