That_Gurl_Corryn

dont-let-them-break-y0u:

I can safely assume 98% of us should be doing homework

pattinsin:

i actually have a fashion taste that is completly different from what i actually wear but i dont have enough confidence to wear what i really want to wear

money, lets not forget money

everets:

I would love to get friendzoned because then I would have a friend

geothebio:

someone slams into you in the hallway and doesn’t apologize

iamwizz:

The year is 2060. iPhone 842 is released. The screen touches you

fartgallery:

fartgallery:

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I JUST SAW THIS ON MY DASH AND SAID “OH MAN THATS LAME” AND THEN REALIZED IT WAS MY OWN POST

peregrint:

how to be fan

like the thing

mission accomplished

radstunts:

thirteenth-zodiac-sign:

bllonde:

Dear tampon and pad companies:

Please make your items quieter to open.

Sincerely,

The whole restaurant/household/bathroom now knows I am on my period, thank you.

I just thought my flat-mates were eating crisps in the loo.

that is the single most british sentence i have ever read

(Source: rejective)

(Source: desirebelievedream)

handsomestjack:

vrisktorias-sekret:

all-good-usernames-are-taken:

WHAT A LITTLE SHIT

i lOVE HOW HE JUST HESITATES FOR A SECOND

THEN HE JUST

“REBELLION”

woah, he touched the ~~butt~~ nut

(Source: foryoubae)